We are sorry to inform you of this but, Sunny Bar is closed due to loss of staff, as a staff eating monster came last night. I've tried to find other workers but they were all scared to come, and when some of the staff came they couldn’t cook, as when they opened the cupboard all the food was gone! Then I rang the police, and told them that a grizzly bear came and stole my food. Once I had finshed they laughed and hung up. I was shocked. So that's why I put up this sign!
Dear customers
We are sorry to inform you of this but, Sunny Bar is closed due to loss of staff, as a staff eating monster came last night. I've tried to find other workers but they were all scared to come, and when some of the staff came they couldn’t cook, as when they opened the cupboard all the food was gone! Then I rang the police, and told them that a grizzly bear came and stole my food. Once I had finshed they laughed and hung up. I was shocked. So that's why I put up this sign!
Yours Sincerley
Gill Scoop (Manger)